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Tok te bom usekau, da se ti bo na Fejsu status spremenu :D
Recept za seks: malo graha, da se bolje jaha, malo soli, da ne boli, malo ulja, da ne žulja, malo solate, da sline gate, in zakonec še malo ribane kaše, da bolj paše!!
Samo Chuck Norris ve Ko to tamo peva
znaš onaj osječaj, kad ugledaš nekog na zabavi, al znaš, da nije bio pozvan!!!!!!
Tist občutek, ko rečeš: "Eh, tole bom na hitrco pršla čez :)))" - pol ure kasneje: "Kulk je tegaaaaa :O"
Ni mi všeč
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Ljubezen je bolezen.! Če se strinjaš lajkaj.!
Ne rabim jaz tipa s trdim tičem v zraku, rabim tipa, z nogami trdo na tleh.
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