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A si me videl včeraj? Bila sem med plešastimi, ki so se med seboj lasali na praznem avtobusu.A si me videl včeraj? Bila sem med plešastimi, ki so se med seboj lasali na praznem avtobusu.
1 cigareta skrajša življnje za 2 sekundi, en kozarec alkohola skrajša življenje za 1 sekundo, 1 šolski dan skrajša življnje za 6 ur1 cigareta skrajša življnje za 2 sekundi, en kozarec alkohola skrajša življenje za 1 sekundo, 1 šolski dan skrajša življnje za 6 ur
... naj ga boli... naj ga boli
Lajf je beden,sej se sploh nesplača živet.Če že živiš delaj tako kot si sanjau zdaj in nekoč...:DLajf je beden,sej se sploh nesplača živet.Če že živiš delaj tako kot si sanjau zdaj in nekoč...:D
MeGaaBoooMbaaStičNoo <3 :DMeGaaBoooMbaaStičNoo <3 :D
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Recept za seks: malo graha, da se bolje jaha, malo soli, da ne boli, malo ulja, da ne žulja, malo solate, da sline gate, in zakonec še malo ribane kaše, da bolj paše!!Recept za seks: malo graha, da se bolje jaha, malo soli, da ne boli, malo ulja, da ne žulja, malo solate, da sline gate, in zakonec še malo ribane kaše, da bolj paše!!
You hate me?! Wow, I didn't even know you existed...You hate me?! Wow, I didn't even know you existed...
najrajs mam mojo zabiko pa mojga nikece mwa 4evernajrajs mam mojo zabiko pa mojga nikece mwa 4ever
Dokler diham, upam.Dokler diham, upam.
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