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Najboljši Facebook statusi - September - Stran 10

Sam se odloči za spremembe in ne dovoli, da te drugi vanje prisilijo.Sam se odloči za spremembe in ne dovoli, da te drugi vanje prisilijo.
Zjutraj ne jem, ker mislim nate, opoldne ne jem, ker mislim nate, zvečer ne jem, ker mislim nate, ponoči ne spim, KER SEM LAČEN!Zjutraj ne jem, ker mislim nate, opoldne ne jem, ker mislim nate, zvečer ne jem, ker mislim nate, ponoči ne spim, KER SEM LAČEN!
Samo Chuck Norris ve Ko to tamo pevaSamo Chuck Norris ve Ko to tamo peva
Ko se zagledam vate, se mi zdiš kot črv sredi solate!Ko se zagledam vate, se mi zdiš kot črv sredi solate!
Kaj so rekli stari grki? Da so med nogami brki. Kaj so rekli stari ata? Da se p**ko lahko šlata. Kaj so rekle stare nune? Da so med nogami božje strune. Kaj je rekel ruski car? Da je k***c božji dar.Kaj so rekli stari grki? Da so med nogami brki. Kaj so rekli stari ata? Da se p**ko lahko šlata. Kaj so rekle stare nune? Da so med nogami božje strune. Kaj je rekel ruski car? Da je k***c božji dar.
Ali veste kako se pravi postelji po japonsko? Tukifuki.Ali veste kako se pravi postelji po japonsko? Tukifuki.
Svirnem ti ga u.... u.... u.... usred čela! :)Svirnem ti ga u.... u.... u.... usred čela! :)
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
A si ti žoka?....Ne. A si ti feget??? :))))A si ti žoka?....Ne. A si ti feget??? :))))
Prepovedano je zmeraj najslajše :/Prepovedano je zmeraj najslajše :/
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